Kitteh A: BIRDIE! BIRDIE! INNA MAH HOUSE O JOY! KILLKILLKILL!
Kitteh B: [snore…..]
Mommeh: OK, a bird flew in. Faulkner, KITCHEN! [slam] Birdeh, OUT! [opening front door screen and closing lower half of inner dutch door to keep kittehs IN] Hardi sleep, too bad, he miss all this….
Kitteh A: BIRDIE ON WALL DECOR! U COME DOWN! KILLKILLKILL! I SMELL YOU! I HEAR YOU! I SEE YOU! KILLKILLKILL!!!
Kitteh B: Oh, izzat a bird? OK… I go see… Kitteh A, whatchoo DOIN’?
Mommeh: Dumb bird. Gotta wait for east sun to stop lighting window I can’t open (painted shut). Turn on all lights by open door. May be awhile– maybe Hardi NOT miss all…. not like last time….
Birdeh: [pantpantpant] I smell real AIR. Must find….. SWOOP!
Kittehs A & B, and Mommeh: Did you see the TURN that birdeh made in mid-air!?!?!?!
Faulkner: What did I miss? Kittehs all excited but washing?
Hardi: ‘Morning dear, sleep well? Where mah coffeh?
Mommeh: I’M TAKING THE DAY OFF! o, f, F!
Hardi: What I do?
Faulkner: Bes’ let mommeh be. I dunno what wuz but I hear mommeh gettin’ bizzeh with kittehs. We’uns doggehs bes’ jes’ set a bit.
Hardi: Oh, I get it, thanks Dawg.
Mommeh: I not mommeh any more today. You be dawg Daddeh today.
Hardi: I kin do dat.
Mommeh: Good, cuz I’s be kitteh todeh.