Birdehs, Kittehs, and Mommehs, Oh My!

Kitteh A: BIRDIE! BIRDIE! INNA MAH HOUSE O JOY! KILLKILLKILL!

Kitteh B: [snore…..]

Mommeh: OK, a bird flew in. Faulkner, KITCHEN! [slam] Birdeh, OUT! [opening front door screen and closing lower half of inner dutch door to keep kittehs IN] Hardi sleep, too bad, he miss all this….

Kitteh A: BIRDIE ON WALL DECOR! U COME DOWN! KILLKILLKILL! I SMELL YOU! I HEAR YOU! I SEE YOU! KILLKILLKILL!!!

Kitteh B: Oh, izzat a bird? OK… I go see… Kitteh A, whatchoo DOIN’?

Mommeh: Dumb bird. Gotta wait for east sun to stop lighting window I can’t open (painted shut). Turn on all lights by open door. May be awhile– maybe Hardi NOT miss all…. not like last time….

Birdeh: [pantpantpant] I smell real AIR. Must find….. SWOOP!

Kittehs A & B, and Mommeh: Did you see the TURN that birdeh made in mid-air!?!?!?!

Faulkner: What did I miss? Kittehs all excited but washing?

Hardi: ‘Morning dear, sleep well? Where mah coffeh?

Mommeh: I’M TAKING THE DAY OFF! o, f, F!

Hardi: What I do?

Faulkner: Bes’ let mommeh be. I dunno what wuz but I hear mommeh  gettin’ bizzeh with kittehs. We’uns doggehs bes’ jes’ set a bit.

Hardi: Oh, I get it, thanks Dawg.

Mommeh: I not mommeh any more today. You be dawg Daddeh today.

Hardi: I kin do dat.

Mommeh: Good, cuz I’s be kitteh todeh.

~Susan

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